本帖最後由 猴子爸 於 24-6-14 11:17 編輯
esmehouse 發表於 24-6-14 11:12 
我都覺得係,佢地個思維、諗嘢比一般人係多一步,當然有啲都係唔得,唔得個班好快俾人淘汰 ...
Quite funny... An engineer dies and goes to Heaven, but he is stopped by St Peter and told that Heaven doesn’t allow engineers so he has to go to Hell. The engineer goes to Hell and within a few months they have escalators fitted, bridges across the molten lava, Jacuzzis everywhere and everybody is very happy with him. God gets to hear about this and phones Satan. “Hey Satan – I hear you have an engineer with you – he’s supposed to be up here with me. Satan replies that it was St Peter who refused the engineer entry and that he was a great asset to hell and that he was going to keep him. God gets a bit upset and tells Satan that he will sue him if he doesn’t send the engineer back to Heaven. Satan replies, “And where do you think you’re going to find a lawyer?” |